Winning is Easy
The 2026 Blue Tsunami Series
Friends, thank you for all the nice “welcome back” letters today. It was so heartening.
I have spent the past year working on my latest “epic” project, one I think most of you will love. More on that later.
But for right now, with just 38 days until Election Day, I’m going to do what I’m going to ask all of you to do — as best you can, knowing that you have to go to work and that the kids have to go to school — I’m asking you to find little breaks or pauses in the next few weeks and give whatever time you can to help take the House and the Senate away from these no-good rotten bastards. Please! C’mon! We Can Do This!
At this point, it is only about TURNOUT. We need to get everyone and their sister out to the polls, from early voting in October to 7 pm/8 pm on November 3rd.
For this one, my friends, every single one of us has to show up — and bring 5-10 voters each with us.
This includes the truth-tellers, cynics, and Chuck Schumer-haters out there who will need to cast their vote for a party that started the Gaza genocide, failed for nearly 50 years to codify into law Roe v. Wade or to make the ERA the 28th Amendment of the United States Constitution.
Millions of women, people of color, and young voters have had it with the weak and spineless Democrats. It’s why Harris lost in 2024. So many of our fellow Americans stayed home, and that’s why Trump won. And it’s why MAGA NATION MAY WIN AGAIN IN NOVEMBER. Don’t you think that’s possible? How many times do you need a horse to kick you in the head?
So here’s what I’m asking you to do today. Make a list of people to adopt as your “Vote Buddies” — coworkers, fellow students. Cousins, neighbors, recovering Republicans, gas-guzzling Dodge Ram owners, ICE cops begging for forgiveness, Little League coaches in AA, men in tupeés and that woman in the church choir now under arrest for embezzling thousands from the parish fund for Pagan Babies — anyone you think that has come to their senses about Trump or all those who’ve decided to simply take their lard-ass down to the nearest voting booth.
You know who they are.
They don’t trim their hedges or their kids' hair. But they are sick of the Orange Man in the White House — and right now they’re just waiting for a kind soul in the carpool to hold out a hand and give them a free egg or two.
Make a list of 9 people, throw a party, and drive them to the polls. Or make a lunch date out of it with all 9 of you! Or have an early voting night in your living room, then go get smashed or high. That’s what is great about America: you don't need to be sober to vote! You just need to be pissed off enough to show up and reluctantly vote, even if it’s just for a lame-o Dem.
And here’s the good news — a ton of actually great Democrats are running this year! Many of them won their primaries by throwing out the old farts who continually voted for war, Big Business, and taxpayer-funded NFL stadiums. There are young DSA members. They’re our Black and Brown brothers and sisters! Some candidates on the local ballots this year work 3 jobs and make $50K a year. Let’s let some of them call the shots! It really is one of those years when we can have a real say and make a real difference.
In the coming weeks, I’ll give you their names. In the meantime, make your Vote Buddies list. Get together with them, talk about who else can join your list. Have some fun.
And never forget, there are always more of us than there are of them! WE! CANNOT! BE! DEFEATED!
Yes. Winning Is THAT Easy! Mike, SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS. ASK THEM TO VOTE WITH YOU. WE CAN DO THIS!
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